no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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