Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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