I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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