I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
