I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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