Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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