And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
