There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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