quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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