found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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