Sponge bath it is.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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