a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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