I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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