Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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