She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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