i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He? As in you personified your dick?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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