So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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