So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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