The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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