I feel great
I just peed on a car
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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