I love black thongs
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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