i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
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