Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It's shark week go big or go home
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Randomize