you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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