What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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