i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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