dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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