I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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