What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
