I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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