id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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