Sponge bath it is.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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