May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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