I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
