I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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