oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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