I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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