Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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