I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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