I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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