sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
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