I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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