I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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