Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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