so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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