Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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