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That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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