I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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