Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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