Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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