South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
My dad is sitting where you rode me
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
