She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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