she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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