OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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