oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
