Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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