Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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